It was an awesome day for me and HERSTORY as we performed our first two originals "Her" and "3 years late". I also had another performance which was right before the band performance which was a drum duet. Check out the vid. Hope you guys like it!

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Hey guys.

Today me, huang and ian went to 1u. Guess who we saw? Ren,Belle,Nat, PQ and someother ppl. yeah so it was like then we met up with some ppl from DJ and decided to go to Cineleisure. It was cuz we wanted to watch 18PL "MAN"LY movies and no HSM unless i watch it with a lil some1 some1. so yeah when we got there we rushed up and bought the tickets for Bangcock Dangerous.(nahh not really) PERFECT we manage to get like a show thats 15mins later and we got the snack in time! So we went in and watch and watch.. pretty awesome to seee guts fly everywhere. and Fat asses drowning. After the movie Me and ian wanted to buy a ring for mings precious little MONSTER SIZED fingers! Omg it gave us a hard time finding a nice and fitting ring. Selepas itu kami pergi berjalan ke Curve. we went into the Rock Corner and suprisingly found a slipknot album. Wow it was kinda special as i was told that it was ban in MY. Shit headds.. anyways.. yeah i bought the album and now im too lazy to type the details. Oh yeah guess where the CD was found? the pop Rock Section. Random ? yeahh.... oh well here it is.

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Anyways it was 20.08.2008. And guess what day that is and why is it soo special?

is it...
National day? (nahh)
Hamster Day? (well yeah it was kinda, ill explain later)
POPOZAZA day? (what the hell is that?)
ALLAH LOVERS AND NIGGAS ONLY day (haha yeah i wish)
SEAN KINGSTON day? (HOLY SHIT NO WAY)


NO!

It was my bday! and aint it cool that it was on 20.08.2008

We went to Jakes Place, No not a guys house that i kno but the real jakes place. A charboill grill restaurant that was expensive and pretyy alrite.

Who camed? Cal, Rico Ian G and Ming.

So we went to the restaurant and sat down (duhh dont tell u guys stand while eating.)
We ordered -Mexicanooonoonooo nachos (cheesy and spicy as hell) was soo good its like an afterlife full of virgins and wine.
- Cheesy Tacos (pure awesomeness)
- Some selection of steak and lamb
- Milkshakes and soup.

Guessed who showed up? Airu and Hanis. WTF its like Hannah montana and agent on a summers day.

Anyways we took some videos not pictures. as Ming has suddenly transformed from being ming the camera man into a more vicious and powerful form which is MING THE VIDEOCAMERAMAN! Lala: HORX HORX HORX sooo daaaaimmm genng leh! suppah proohhnesss!

so we ate ate ate drank drank drank talk talk talk insult insult and ate ate ate and repeeat.

so yeah after that we got cake. Cheese cake from the damn secret recipe which the cake is suppose to be made from a secret recipe which is sold to little children which is secretly made of shit but the poison in the cake has rendered our minds vulnarable into thinking that its actually cheese when its possibly diahharea. EWW nahh just kiddin, Cake was aite. and HANNAH and gang sang a song! And Jake (the owner i think) gave me this towel and a ...... u guessed it.... or not... but still... A DAMN BALOOON! which was blue and we left it under the table.

so.. Ming kept recording the whole way and we got home.

Did i mentioned hw we spawed at jakes? Ming and I became illegal immigrants and hid in the boot of a CRV while transporting some kiddys that have been kidnapped from MJ land! the newest theme park for molestors and pedophiles only. there was a sign saying. *YOU MUST BE THIS GAY AND THIS UGLY AND THIS HORNY AND THIS STUPID TO ENTER*

ANYWAYS.

after lunch we went back to my place and just
song write and jam. Oh yes! i showed this video called OBSCURED on youtube, u cud look it up. its like seed of chucky but kids addition. YOU gotta watch it!. SOO insane ming cried tears of fearing happiness.

Thats all folks rmb there is such thing as a boogie man under ur bed and the tooth fairy is the devil in disguise. Soo yeah..

Peace niggas! and ALLAH LOVERS!

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WANTED! (Singapore only)



HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN? IF U HAVE CALL THE TOLL FREE NUMBER 1-800-ISAWADURIANTERRORISTWITH2DURIANSATASUBWAYSTATION.

THANK YOU

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I hate racism especially black jokes. Well actually i lied. I enjoy listening to racist comments ppl say to each other.. I mean its quite funny to hear what people are capable of saying. Anyways heres 10 reasons why ur Dumbass is Mad at black people

10. Your Uncle is your Father.

9. Your Entire Family tree sits on one branch.

8. The only tooth u have in your mouth has a cavity.

7. All your heroes make less money than you.

6. Your motha is an Undercova Brotha lova.

5. Your House has a licence plate on it.

4. Your Uncle/father beat up and raped your sister/girlfriend while your cousin/mother watched.

3. You got piss stains on your KKK sheets

2. Your sister plays with herself while staring at posters of Flava Flav.

(Drumrolls Reason numba 1)
1. Your little white penis is soo tiny that you got to sit down to pee and even then it runs down the back of your balls and you gotta wipe it to the front like a little white bitch that you is.

There we have it 10 reasons. Peace yall and post up your racist comments here.

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What Da Guan! Sean Kingston has his own website... OMAGADDDD isnt he like.. too fat to have 1? I mean look at him! He gets paid to sing like a robot. I mean i hate his voice and everything about him!
Well u can kiss my little chinese ass Kingston cuz i dont like u!

The next person were gonna look at is Herman Li. The craziest guitarist ive come around. And if u cant play as good as him. John Pertucci advices 'Just give up and Kill yourself' "Sell Your shit on Ebay and just kill yourself" Yup there u have it wise wise words from one of the guitar gods. Anyways wht was i saying? O yessssss i rmb Herman Li the supa koool man who can play guitar like a china asshowe. That guy is seriously awesome!


Wah! Anti-Gravity Hair. Soo Kool man Horx! XD!

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