10. Your Uncle is your Father.
9. Your Entire Family tree sits on one branch.
8. The only tooth u have in your mouth has a cavity.
7. All your heroes make less money than you.
6. Your motha is an Undercova Brotha lova.
5. Your House has a licence plate on it.
4. Your Uncle/father beat up and raped your sister/girlfriend while your cousin/mother watched.
3. You got piss stains on your KKK sheets
2. Your sister plays with herself while staring at posters of Flava Flav.
(Drumrolls Reason numba 1)
1. Your little white penis is soo tiny that you got to sit down to pee and even then it runs down the back of your balls and you gotta wipe it to the front like a little white bitch that you is.
There we have it 10 reasons. Peace yall and post up your racist comments here.
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